Friday, January 25, 2013

Terrible Tattoos: Part Deux

One of my more successful posts in this history of this blog was a slightly terrifying look into the ridiculous things people permanently tattoo on their bodies. It was a lot of fun to dig up those images, so I am back with another installment of: WTF WHY?!... AKA: Tattoos that suck.

Obvious disclaimer that I don't own any of these pictures... thank GOD.


What is that? Louis Vuitton? Isn't Louis Vuitton supposed to be a classy brand? Because this looks anything BUT classy. It looks cheap and ridiculous. The opposite image of what that company tries to project...


This is funny.

It kind of reminds me of Jay's song from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. If you need a refresher, there is a video below. And if you're not acquainted with the world of Kevin Smith, immediately Netflix/download/buy Clerks and report back to me immediately. Btw, this clip is all kinds of filled with vulgarity so you've been warned.



Anyway, the guy with the above tattoo had probably consumed a few BEERS of his own when he made the very informed decision to do that.



What to say about this?

Other than the obvious misspelling, that's some dumb shit to get tattooed in a really dumb way.

How often are people actually going to be able to see your full tattoo? If she wears a two piece bathing suit, her tattoo will only be partially exposed. She'd find the same problem with most open-backed shirts.

So really, the only people who will have the pleasure of seeing this tattoo are people she changes in front of, and people she bangs. And honestly, if they're already banging you, they probably don't care you were prome queen back in high school.

Plus, who wants who they were in high school to dictate what they are for the rest of their lives? I know I've changed a hell of a lot since high school... I don't want the shadow of who I was then to haunt me my whole life. I wonder what this chick thinks of this in restrospect...


I don't even know what to say about this.

So I guess I'll just say:

I like cats more than most people I know, but yikes.


This is kind of LOL worthy, but... this is there forever, bud.


On the bright side, Nike should get a decent amount of free advertising out of this...

What are your thoughts on this batch of terrible tattoos? Comments, criticisms, and horrified reactions are welcomed!

6 comments:

  1. Totally just wrote a post about my tattoo! Great minds think a like, huh? Of course, mine isn't *that* bad....

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  2. Hahaha, the cat tattoo is actually pretty cool. Not something I'd ever endorse, but I'm sure there's a story behind each of those cats. Like, why is one a chef? Why does one have a bandaged ear? Why is one a fancy cat?? These are the questions I want answered.

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  3. Hey Cherie!

    I nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award. Congrats! Please follow the link to see what you have to do next. :-)

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    Liesl

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  4. Haha, I'll admit those are crazy and such, but perhaps they still love them? I think that's kind of all that matters. :p

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    1. That's true, but I still have fun ridiculing them on the internet! All in good fun. ;)

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  5. My name is GlitZGlam Body Art.. bad thing about these is when you take a little time, by the way very nice

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